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If the Cowboys are "America's Team", America is in sad shape.

Can America's Barbershop return to their former glory? Who will get arrested first? Stay tuned for another exciting season of Dallas Cryboys football. The best team that money can buy my ass. Heck this sorry team doesn't even know that the game of football is a team sport so how can they even be called a team. The Dallas Cowboys embody everything that is wrong with pro sports today. The greed, the arrogance, the poor sportsmanship, and the fast living are enough to make me vomit.

Here are a few jokes:

* What has 100 legs, 100 eyes, 50 mouths, and 3 big buttholes?

The Dallas Cowboys (The buttholes are named Deion Sanders, Micheal Irvin, and Erik Williams)

* What is Micheal Irvin's favorite color?

Powder white

* How do you make Deion Sanders slower than a snail?

Call a pass route through a metal detector and wait for him to remove his jewelry.

* How do you get a Cowboy to stand up?

Say "Will the defendant please rise."

* Four Cowboys are traveling down the road. Who is driving?

The police officer!

* What do Cowboy fans and hemorrhoids have in common?

They're both a pain in the butt and never seem to go away completely.

* What do they call a crime circle in Dallas?

A huddle.

* Why can't Micheal Irvin get into a huddle on the football field?

It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

* Why does Irving want to play for the Phil. Eagles?

He has heard there is crack in the Liberty Bell !

* Who is the new Cowboy defensive coordinator?

Johhny Cochran!

* What does the operator say when a person calls 911 in Dallas?

Did you get the jersey number by any chance?

* Why did Emmitt Smith have had trouble getting into his house since the 49er game?

Someone painted an End Zone on his door mat!

Top Ten Reasons the Cowboys suck:

10) Salary cap concept has not yet been comprehended by Jerry Jones.
9) Another concussion or two and Troy will have all the field leadership of Captain Crunch.
8) Deion is not worth 15 Million
7) Deion is not worth 20 million.
6) Deion sure as hell ain't worth BOTH.
5) Cowboy's management unaware that they can SIGN free agents as well as give them away.
4) Football is a team sport.
3) Unless Emmitt agrees to work free he'll be swimming with the fish in Miami.
2) Number of Cowboys Stars arrested for kidnapping, drunk driving, prostitution and drug offenses will eventually slow them down.
1) If owners were light bulbs Jerry Jones would be a one watt bulb.

Here are some Cryboy's hate pages:

Anti-Dallas
Dallas Sucks
Dallas Stinks
Dallas Hater Stuff
Terminal Stupidity
Anti-Cowboys Web Ring
How 'bout them Cryboys
The Cowboys Haters Club
Dallas Cowboys Hate Page
Dallas Cowboys Wall Of Shame
KTCF Dallas Cowboy Hater Page
Swashbucker's Cowboys Haters Page
The Dallas Cryboys Anti-Fan Picture Page
49ers or Cowboys, Which is the "real" dynasty?

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